February 2011
1 post
3 tags
Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?
They blink together,
they move together,
they cry together,
they see things together,
they sleep together,
but they never see each other, even though they are always beside one
another.
Next time you feel like God’s not there, remember your eyes…
May 2010
2 posts
“Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil-it has no point”
“I wouldn’t sign, so I had to do the time.”
April 2010
4 posts
“Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy.”
“His elevator does not go all the way to the top.”
“He is a few bricks shy of a full load.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink”
September 2009
7 posts
“You can’t get blood out of a turnip”
– Randy Brett
“Lending money causes amnesia”
– Ed Williams
“Finer than frog hair split four ways”
– Randy Brett
“Fit as a Fiddle”
– Randy Brett
“A stitch in time, Saves nine”
– Randy Brett
“Some People will be late for their own Funeral”
– Randy Brett
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.