Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?
They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together, they sleep together, but they never see each other, even though they are always beside one another. Next time you feel like God’s not there, remember your eyes…
Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil-it has no point
I wouldn’t sign, so I had to do the time.
Unattended children will be given an expresso and a free puppy.
His elevator does not go all the way to the top.
He is a few bricks shy of a full load.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink
You can’t get blood out of a turnip
Randy BrettLending money causes amnesia
Ed WilliamsFiner than frog hair split four ways
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